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TIME TO SPEAK MY MIND

• O.J. SIMPSON HAS NOT DISAPPOINTED US YET AGAIN.  HIS LAST ADVENTURE IN LAS VEGAS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT SOME FOLKS DO GET AWAY WITH MURDER BUT THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO GET A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE MOON, FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING.
• AND WHAT IS WITH ANOTHER PETERSON DUDE KILLING AT LEAST ONE WIFE AND PERHAPS ANOTHER IN OHIO?  AS MUCH AS I HATE DIVORCE, DISPOSABLE WIVES ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE IN ANY MANNER.
• PRESIDENT BUSH FOUR DAYS AFTER HURRICANE KATRINA SWAMPED NEW ORLEANS WAS LAUDING F.E.M.A. DIRECTOR MICHAEL BROWN ON NATIONAL TV..."BROWNIE, YOU'RE DOING ONE HECK OF A JOB".  SEEMS TO ME THE PRESIDENT HAD NOT BEEN TO THE SUPERDOME OR FOR THAT MATTER ANYWHERE NEAR NOLA OR ANY OTHER AREA THAT RESEMBLED ATLANTIS.  

• MICHAEL JACKSON IS VERY STRANGE.  TIME HAS NOT SEEMED TO CHANGE THAT.  HE JUST RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY.  FORGIVE THE PLAY ON WORDS!  DID YOU KNOW THAT HE AND WAL-MART HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON?  BOTH FEATURE UNDERWEAR HALF OFF!  OKAY.  HE IS NOT GUILTY ON THIS ONE. THAT DOES NOT MEAN HE IS INNOCENT.
• REMEMBER THAT RUNAWAY BRIDE, JENNIFER WILLBANKS?  AFTER WATCHING HER INTERVIEW WITH KATIE COURIC I HAVE EVEN LESS SYMPATHY FOR HER.  I SUSPECT PART OF THAT IS DUE TO ALL THE POLICE RESOURCES WHICH WERE WASTED.  THE OTHER PART RAILS AT HER "I NEEDED PERFECTION IN MY LIFE" ATTITUDE. SPARE ME, PLEASE.  
• ROBERT BLAKE HAD A TOUGH TIME DURING HIS MURDER TRIAL BUT HE IS A FREE MAN ONCE AGAIN.  TWO STUNTMEN TESTIFIED THAT BLAKE OFFERED THEM CASH TO KILL BONNIE LEE BLAKELY.  WHAT WAS BLAKE THINKING?  EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HIRE EITHER A FORMER NFL FOOTBALL STAR OR A RECORD LABEL MOGUL TO DO THE JOB RIGHT.
• O.J. SIMPSON WAS SEEN IN A MIAMI, FL HOME DEPOT BUYING DUCT TAPE AND PLASTIC SHEETING DURING A HEIGHTENED TERRORIST ALERT AWHILE BACK.  WHEN ASKED IF HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT TERRORIST ACTIVITY HE REPLIED "NOT REALLY.  I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND"................ JAY LENO NEVER LIES!
• SCOTT PETERSON MUST HAVE STUDIED WITH FORMER CONGRESSMAN GARY CONDIT (REMEMBER HIM?).  THEY ALWAYS LOSE THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES!  SAME WITH THAT HACKING GUY FROM UTAH.  WHY DO PREGNANT WIVES ALWAYS "GO FOR A JOG" AND WIND UP MISSING (AND DEAD)?  
• REGARDING TERRORIST ALERTS.  I AM ALL FOR THEM.  HOWEVER, IT IS NO DIFFERENT WHEN WEATHER REPORTS MENTION THE  WORD 'SNOW' AND FOLKS PANIC.  IT USED TO BE MILK, BREAD AND TOILET PAPER.  NOW IT IS DUCT TAPE, PLASTIC SHEETING AND TOILET PAPER.  LET'S BE REAL.  BY THE TIME YOU GET THE PLASTIC UP YOU WILL BE DEAD.  A BETTER INVESTMENT IS AN ABRAMS A1 TANK OR A HUMVEE.
• 09-11-01 SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.  HOWEVER, THE SAME WAS SAID ABOUT PEARL HARBOR.  FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU.  FOOL ME TWICE SHAME ON ME.
• LESSONS LEARNED FROM COLUMBINE.  WE AIN'T WAITING FOR NOTHING!
• LAW ENFORCEMENT IS NOT AS MUCH FUN AS IT WAS 25 YEARS AGO.
• I HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT DRIVERS USING CELL PHONES, PUTTING ON MAKE-UP, EATING A THREE COURSE MEAL AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN IMAGINE WHILE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD.   ALTHOUGH I DO USE A CELL PHONE FROM TIME TO TIME IN MY PERSONAL AND OFFICIAL VEHICLE IT IS BUT FOR LESS THAN A MINUTE.  I ONLY MAKE CALLS WHEN I KNOW I CANNOT GET TO A PHONE IN AN APPROPRIATE TIME FRAME.  IF THE CALL WILL BE LENGTHY I PULL OFF THE ROAD SAFELY.  ADMITTEDLY, IN MY POLICE CAR I AM ALREADY DISTRACTED BY THE POLICE RADIO, COMPUTER TERMINAL AND DODGING OTHER MOTORISTS IN MY DAILY TRAVELS.

• O.J. SIMPSON WILL ALWAYS BE GUILTY (ROBERT BLAKE TOO).  A JURY OF HIS PEERS COULD NOT DISCERN A SHAKESPEAREAN TRAGEDY FROM FACT.  JUDGE ITO'S COURTROOM WAS A THREE RING CIRCUS AND MEDIA EVENT.  WHATEVER PREJUDICE, BIAS, EVIDENCE MISMANAGEMENT, ETC. WAS PROMOTED DURING TRIAL WERE NOT FATAL FLAWS IN A HOMICIDE CASE.  GEE, IF I HAD NOT KILLED MY ESTRANGED WIFE I MOST CERTAINLY WOULD HAVE LED THE L.A.P.D. ON A CHASE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION WHILE HIDING IN THE BACK SEAT OF A WHITE BRONCO.  SOUNDS REASONABLE TO ME.
• "PROFILING" AS A TOOL FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT IS NOT ILLEGAL THOUGH SOME COURTS ARE SUGGESTING THAT. IT IS A METHODOLOGY.  IT IS GOOD POLICE WORK.  I STOP CARS FOR VIOLATING LAWS OR SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY NOT ON HUNCHES.  I COULD GIVE A RIP IF THE DRIVER IS WHITE, BLACK, BLUE OR GREEN (PERHAPS WITH ANTENNAE).  MOST OF THE TIME I CANNOT TELL A MALE FROM A FEMALE OR WHAT RACE OR AGE THE DRIVER IS PARTICULARLY IF IT IS AT NIGHT.  I'M SORRY.  THE RENTAL CAR FROM FLORIDA SPEEDING UP I-95 AT WARP SPEED LOADED WITH SEVERAL PASSENGERS FROM ALL OVER THE CONTINENT WITH NO LUGGAGE MIND YOU ARE SUSPICIOUS.   HOWEVER, NOT UNLIKE ANY OTHER FACET OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OR SOCIETY IN GENERAL PEOPLE WILL DO WHAT THEY WILL DO TO MAKE THE END JUSTIFY THE MEAN.  THERE ARE BAD COPS, DOCTORS, TEACHERS, CLERGY AND EVEN A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OR TWO WHO HAVE LIED TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.  SOME EVEN PROFIT FROM THAT AFTER THE FACT.  RIGHT, BILL? 

• THE RODNEY KING DEAL WAS MOST UNFORTUNATE.  TOO MANY COPS IN POSITIONS TO MAKE GOOD DECISIONS DID NOT.  WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES AND CERTAINLY SHOULD BE ACCOUNTABLE.  WHEN AN INCIDENT GAINS NATIONAL ATTENTION ESPECIALLY WITH VIDEO-GRAPHIC EVIDENCE IT IS HARD TO ACCEPT SOME SITUATIONS AS SIMPLY ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE. 

BIN LADEN HAS BEEN LOCATED ON A GOLF COURSE IN MIAMI!

            "Yes, I could defend him.  And I would win."

Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz telling a group of Yale Law School students that if he had the chance, he would defend Adolf Hitler.

      "Forgive your enemies but never forget their names"

John F. Kennedy

"We should never despair, our Situation before has been unpromising and has changed for the better, so I trust, it will again. If new difficulties arise, we must only put forth new Exertions and proportion our Efforts to the exigency of the times."

George Washington
         

"What the American people have seen is this incredible disparity in which those people who had cars and money got out and those people who were impoverished drowned."

Ted Kennedy on Hurricane Katrina
 
"Ditto" 

Family of Mary Jo Kopechne
         

"If it don't fit you must acquit"

Johnnie Cochran

Nah.....No way.  But ya never know.

(D.C. Snipers)

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